Life is fun until u dont want it to be! Narrate stories of ur life which portrays a beautiful but funny canvass.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Two Masterpieces!
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
The best day at Indore!
We three met at a place nearby my room. I am really afraid of outings in Indore as the most important thing always keep us in dilemma - the place. You keep searching for eternity and you always find yourself stuck at same place. This time I decided not to go for any discussion and I made up my find for CKD. Its a small bar cum restaurant more precisely in lay man language "dhabha". We arrived at CKD after walking around 1km and playing word-ball with the driver of van.
CKD has two section - one for family and one for gents (biased against females??). We took a table in Gents section. There were around 25 tables with 4 chair each and almost each chair was filled. Most of them were served with bear, Indorites are more into bear than higher grades of alcoholic beverages. We started with whisky, ate starters and talk all bullshit. In the meanwhile the sun has closed his shop of lights and CKD was getting crowded with big and bulky people holding big bottles of bears. I also saw some youth holding VAT69, its one of the best alcohol I ever had in my life. Suddenly, I heard loud voices coming from my behind. I rotated my half body to have a look on cinema. An altercation was turned into burning talks and then finally into a fight. You cant stop your feelings flowing when you succumb to alcohol, but I enjoyed it. Its fun to see people fighting and saying "maro maro"(hit hit). We left the CKD after peeing for almost two minutes in large open space behind the dhabha.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Raavan
When you are watching a movie with an expectation of impeccable storyline and mind-blowing performances then there is a two-way road, either you feel delighted or you get disappointment, there is no mid-way. Certainly your expectations are at peek when the movie involves Mani Ratnam, AR Rehman, Abhishek Bachhan and gorgeous Aishwarya Rai.
Raavan is the biggest disappointment of the year. I don't know where to start. Everything seems disappointing - script, performance, music, editing etc. Music for me is the most disappointing factor. Shooting of each song is horrible. I still enjoy the video of Dil Se, I don't know what has happened to Ratnam ... where his creativity has gone. Amateur shooting of songs was apparently visible. Performance wise Abhi and Aish were not good. Raavan seems to be a holy god and Ram on the other hand a devil. Abhi act dull and uses redundant expressions. Aish only found to be screaming at beautiful locations of Kerala. Vikram was OK but saving hands were Govinda and Ravi Kishan. The movie was too much predictable and the only enjoyable part was last 5 minutes. A good camera work has gone wasted 'coz of weak plot and bad performances.
I heard Tamil version of Raavan is better. I don't know, but after seeing this Raavan, Beera is not going replace Raavan at Dushera this year. Beera is already dead.
Read these remarks about Raavan (lifted from Twitter)
RGV said:
I want to remake Raavan and I want to request Mani to remake Aag.
Someone said:
LOL with raavan movie...cant able to figure out...Raavan ko kisne maara Sri Raam ne ya Sri Mani Ratnam ne.
Beera had a sister still he was singing "Behne de mujhe behne"
Friday, June 18, 2010
A Rural Marketing!
After writing down the prerequisite and checking them with preparation, I started rehearsing my presentation, slide show where ninety percent words are not between a to z. Yea, I made a whole presentation in Hindi with the help of one of my colleague. Reason: the whole bunch of attendees is unfamiliar with English terminology. They were Surpanch, Sachiv etc. from local villages. I presented the whole presentation in Hindi with words like "uttaradhikari" (nominee)। The best thing about the presentation was the way audience accepted my presence and responded in a affirmative way.
Now we talk about marketing. The whole presentation was about a product from Govt. of India. As I was pondering over how to make this product a real success, I got a call from a Surpanch of a nearby village for PAN card. I took this opportunity to discuss NPS (the product) with him. He grabbed the idea and appreciated the effort of Govt. of India. He also said that some more people might also be interested in NPS. So I thought why not organize a meeting with 20-30 surpanch from the nearby villages and tell them about NPS. They automatically pass on the information to their village. Surpanch is a opinion leader in a village. Organizing a meeting was just the first step of long journey. So I customize the presentation to suit the audience. I have never seen a presentation in Hindi, I swear. We also arrange a small high tea where food was much like "gaon wala". We also gave them return gifts.
First time, I had an experienced of rural marketing. I am happy it turned out very well. Gathering was huge. I know product was affordable, my job was to make them aware and accept the product. Availability is no problem.
Generated, Organized and Destroyed
Roads are being made by contractors supported by the lobby of cement industry. On the other hand, these lobby grease government's official palm to float tenders of cements roads construction.
If we analyze the pros and cons of these roads then result may be 1:10. The only pro cement roads is that they stay for long periods, but and a big but comes to stay at what cost?? Cement roads are rendering assistance in global warming. They are reflect more heat than a tar road. They don't observe water - that will create water logging at low lying areas and also result into lowering of water table. Both reason are very hazardous. Still not able to understand the reason behind the flourishing cement industry?
We can blame ourselves only as contractors, government's official and lobby is nothing but bunch of jerks and inconsiderate idiots. We have made the rooms to live for them and we have made the chairs to sit for them. We have allowed them to rule and use our life for their own good.
We have Generated, we have Organized and we will Destroy it and still we say there is GOD above there.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Sail as soon as possible!
Routine of a typical Indorite can be explained in few lines. They wake up at around 8 in the morning, have poha and jalebi in breakfast, went to office at 10.30, have dal batti in lunch and then go to TI in the evening and eat lot of junk food there. If you ever want to go for a business in Indore (though I never want) it should in hospitality sector. Even a small stall at the corner of street can make you millionaire as Indore people are fond of eating. I think they just have one job to perform and that is chewing something with gums.
I have never understood why people are freak about TI (its a short form of Treasure Island mall in Indore - TI to Indore is like US to other countries). There is parking problem on Saturdays and Sundays and you wont be able to find space to park yourself in the mall. I have never understood the positioning of this mall, there are families, couples, boys with girls, boys looking for girls, children with bland ice-creams. Third floor is almost deserted because of affluent class shops. Two shops are always filled with crowd as if fair is organized and Big Bazaar and Max are distributing things for free. Meanwhile you can look around for eye tonic and can enjoy 1-2 hours with friends but I would advice not to bring your girlfriend along with you, its better to roam in Central Mall and if you have some extra money you can buy her a present also.
Sometimes you feel like kicking your head on a wall, however its hard to find a wall in the city. Its an island of inconsiderate creatures. You find stingy people who spend only on foods. Its to better to sail from this island as soon as possible before you become one of them.